Week in Photos

Lazy Sunday post to cheer me up as I’m lying on the sofa feeling sorry for myself. After a couple of weeks of tearing around, far too much alcohol, way too much exercise, not enough clothing to combat the cold weather and heaps of late nights, I’ve unsurprisingly got a bit ill. For the first time in my entire life, I’ve lost my voice. Yesterday evening it went completely and utterly. So I’ve been lolling around watching Gossip Girl, writing my To Do list, and drinking many cups of lemon and honey. I was hoping to do a micro-project today, and create an inspiration board (‘real life Pinterest’ as I’m dubbing it.)

It’s another exciting week coming up, so hopefully I’ll be able to talk again by Tuesday, although not all my friends agree, the meanies. I think they’re quite enjoying me not being able to talk. On Tuesday I’m off to the launch of a new ‘cocktail initiative’. Yeah, that’s a thing. Dubbed ‘Skinny Sippers vs Huge Hitters’, it’s this new concept in the drinks world, being launched at Apres London. I’ve seen a list of some of the cocktail, and they sound AMAZING. I’m a cocktail freak anyway, so I’m really excited to be going to the press launch. Then Wednesday I’m off to the Nelly.com launch party in London, more info on that later in the week. Nelly.com is like the Nordic equivalent of ASOS, now being launched for the UK. Apparently the first 300 girls to turn up get free shoes, so…elbows at the ready. Then the rest of the week will be spent writing and working. Also got something very interesting coming up with ace jewellery website MyFlashTrash.com, who have the most beautiful selection of jewels, so keep your eyes peeled for that.

In the meantime, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going back to Gossip Girl and my sofa. Even blogging has really taken it out of me!

Martinis, scarves, and The Scottish Play

Hello chaps and chapesses. Hope you’re all having a wonderful weekend so far! I’ve had a rather busy one, but luckily I’ve got a free Sunday. A free Sunday to catch up on work, that is! And I may also be trying out the white chocolate, passion fruit and coconut cake that featured on http://thegentlemanbaker.blogspot.co.uk/ earlier this week. Yummykins.

New feature! Seeing as I’ve got so many events coming up, I’ve created a new ‘Girl About Town’ menu tab at the top, just because it’ll be easier to store them in one place. So this is what I got up to:

Martini Masterclass at Hotel Du Vin On Friday night, I touched down at Hotel Du Vin in Tunbridge Wells with my lovely LadyMPresents.co.uk editor and chum Rachel, and her friend Becky. Now, I actually violently dislike martinis. I’d always found them much too strong, and the only ones I can drink can be found at the Cellar Door in London, because they make yummy versions like cucumber martinis, or ‘breakfast’ martinis with marmalade in. I was hoping that, by going to this event, I’d gain a new found appreciation for the cocktail. As it was a ‘masterclass’, I assumed we’d be guided through the ways to create our own perfect/signature martini. I was looking forward to impressing my friends.

Well, I think I estimated it a little bit wrong. It was held in one of the beautiful back rooms of the hotel, which, as Becky and Rachel said, felt like ‘a Russian ballroom’. We were given several sheets of info (sadly not proof-read. Wish I could turn off my writerly brain in my free time, but I can’t.) We also had three glasses: one vodka, one vermouth, one gin, and a jug of water. The sheets of information had a lot of tasting notes for different gins and vodkas at the back, which is where I started to get excited. I love to try new types; Ketel One and Hangar One vodkas are usually my favourite, but I’m always up for trying new things. Drinks-wise. Ahem.

I assumed that, because we had the tasting notes, we’d be allowed to choose which vodka or gin we liked the sound of best as a base for our martini, and then we’d learn what would go well with the notes in that particular spirit. We were talked through the history of the martini by a man who I think was called Marco – I missed the very beginning. He was a very nice chap, but whizzed through all the info extremely quickly. I was frantically trying to scribble it down: ‘right, so if I shake the martini, it adds oxygen, which makes it…sweeter? Or…what??’ I got a little bit lost. To be fair, I didn’t really need to write it all down, but I wanted to. We were given a dirty martini to try, and I realised very quickly that I wasn’t adept at drinking the things. I was wincing quite a lot. We also had a few canapes passed around, but being a vegetarian, there was nothing I could eat apart from the sweet ones that came out at the end.

I’d also assumed (and when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me, as we all know) we’d be set up on tables with ingredients. Instead, everything was at the very front of the room, by Marco. At the end of the talk, we could all go up and try making our own martini. I’d been dreaming of creating an elderflower and cucumber version, but we had limited supplies. One gin, one vodka, Martini, Martini Rosso, peach liqueur, raspberry liqueur, Midori, blue curacao, olives, lemons. Becky and Rachel decided to try mixing raspberry with gin, and adding lemon. It was more palatable for me than the dirty martini, but ultimately I still didn’t have more than a few sips.

So it wasn’t entirely what I’d hoped for. But I have to be fair on HDV: I went knowing that I didn’t like the cocktails that much, which was probably a silly idea. I’d also built up expectations of the evening in my head, which was again unfair. Oh, and I’d been to an excellent wine tasting event at the Tate the week before, which I blogged about on here. I must mention one more thing. The NOISE. At the back of the room were some extremely rude and noisy people, which put me in something of a bad mood from the start. It’s unbelievably rude to hold a conversation at a normal volume while someone is trying to speak. Arrogant and cocky, and despite many people turning around to give them glacial stares, they didn’t stop. Maybe try a bar next time, chaps?

So, not a roaring success for me. They mentioned there might be a Mojito Masterclass in June, which I’d probably like a lot more. That said, tickets for this event were £20. That’s a little steep when you can only eat one canape, and when you can only manage a few sips of your drink (but again, the latter comment is about me, not HDV). The wine tasting at the Tate was £15, and we had heaps of food, a glass of Prosecco on entry, and about 12 different wines to try. On the plus side, the staff at HDV were charming, the man leading the masterclass was sweet and engaging, and HDV is absolutely gorgeous to look at. I’d say save the £20 from the workshop, and go and spend it in the Hotel Du Vin bar instead. Or better yet, put it towards supper.

What I wore - sorry for the grumpy face

Scarf Photoshoot Rachel and I met again on Saturday morning – luckily neither of us was hungover from the previous night of drinking! We were joining forces with wonderful scarf designer Kate Hasted (http://www.katehasted.co.uk/) to style out some different scarfy looks for Rachel’s gig on http://moderngirlsguideto.blogspot.co.uk/ Rachel wanted to come up with some different ways of wearing scarves, and who better than Kate to provide them? Kate makes absolutely gorgeous pieces, and we worked with her Spring/Summer collection. Pastel shades, soft as a cloud, printed on silk and hand-marbled.

And I got to do the modelling! I actually sort of hate having my photo taken. I only like it if I can control it and see exactly what’s going on. But Rachel did an amazing job. She put me at ease, gave great direction, and was very encouraging. Although we did have one or two ‘move to the left. Your left. No, my left. No, my right!’ moments! We did a lot of laughing, a lot of listening to bizarro music, and ultimately, we had a great time. Thanks very much to Paul of http://www.photoshootstudio.co.uk/ who set us on the right path! Strongly recommended as a venue if you need to do any shoots. Paul helped us hugely with the lighting and even our camera settings. Think Rachel and I will be paying him a visit for photography lessons, as we’re both self confessed ‘for god’s sake leave it on the automatic setting!!!!!’ girls.

The Scottish Play Very quickly rounding this up, as I can see my word count growing exponentially and you’ve probably all stopped reading already! Anywho, straight after my photoshoot I hopped on a train to Carshalton to see The Scottish Play, directed by my chum Paul. I genuinely can’t bring myself to say Ma***th. Once a superstitious actor, always a superstitious actor. He’d transposed it all to a modern setting, aligning it against the violence and insanity of the rioting last year. Seeing Shakespeare done in a chavvy setting is always fascinating, and it was a bold choice and an excellent Shakespearean directorial debut.

That’s me done! Got a crazy busy week next week but I’ll see you back here when I can. Thanks for reading 🙂 xx

Why loving fashion does not make me an ‘airhead’

I’d like to write about a little subject that is very close to my heart, and something that has been bothering me an awful lot lately. It’s come to the fore because of a combination of factors, and a sudden realisation that there is a place for me, and there are a lot of people who see things as I do – which is terribly reassuring. I’m talking about fashion. Specifically, my love for, and respect of, the industry. It’s a bit weird to state that, actually. I find it sad that I should feel the need to justify myself on this front, but unfortunately, the reputation of ‘fashion people’ necessitates a need for this riposte.

When I was very small, I first engaged in my love affair with fashion, plummeting in head first. It started with costuming in films – mostly old films. I loved what miracles the clothes could perform. You could see the villain simply by the turn of a collar. Bette Davis, sweeping out of rooms, ably assisted by some supremely dramatic clothes. Hepburn (Audrey) clad in a series of gloriously sculpted black dresses. Hepburn (Katherine) husking away in her high waisted, pleated trousers…

I progressed to Vogue, and I have remained in a loving, stable relationship with the magazine since – despite the little wobble we had when they put Cheryl Cole on the cover. Twice. The pages of that publication provided, as I’m sure they have to many others, an escape from the daily monotony of school, of grey pavements, of high street shops. Inside Vogue a world unfolded, and I stepped halfway in, covering my walls with tear outs. I began to speak the language of clothes, of opulence, of fabrics, of concepts. I would go through, covering the information with my hand, testing myself to see if I could recognise who had made the outfit, going on the cutting of the cloth, the fabric used, or the colours.

I went to school every day in my uniform, and my body spoke the language of school girl, but my head said otherwise. I had found my Arcadia, and it wasn’t the one owned by Sir Philip Green. But did I suddenly start to lose brain cells? Did I feel my mind slowly drifting out of one ear? Of course not. I remain, as I was then, an intelligent girl. I attended debate club, I read obsessively, I worked hard.

Let me illuminate you, for those who don’t understand. Fashion IS cerebral. Fashion is about thought, about precise engineering and a slew of cultural references. Look at the catwalks and you will see something reflective of both society and the economy. It isn’t just ‘a bunch of girls in pretty dresses’. Every (good) designer will perform a series of manoeuvres, display a collection of little codes and cultural references that may only mean something to them, but might translate to the audience too.

As a lover of fashion, I strongly object to the stereotyping of ‘fashion people’ as vacuous, idiotic and shallow, but I’ll forgive you, because I know where you’ve picked up the impression from. Sadly, those people do exist. They only care about what they’re wearing themselves, what they’re eating, drinking or buying. Name-dropping abounds. Whole conversations can revolve around length of skirt, or what colour lipgloss they are wearing.

I’ve worked hard to align my love of fashion with my academic side, and I’ve been delighted to find girls who are of a similar persuasion – boys too, in fact. There’s a whole world of us out there who like fashion because it makes us think, but sadly it’s the vapid types that you probably all know about. I suppose I’m just a little fed up of having to defend myself. Of having to feel like I’ve admitted to something shocking, deep and dark when I talk about my secret love. There are times when I’ve practically felt the need to hand out my CV and an essay on Phenomenology I’ve written, to prove I have a brain. But perhaps that’s just me?

I don’t think it is, I truly believe there is a stigma attached to fashion. This saddens me. It may sound hackneyed, but fashion IS art. It’s tangible art that shapes the world we have around us. Whether you like it or not, fashion is always going to be ubiquitous, for the duration of the time that we all still prefer not to go out naked. In the Devil Wears Prada (sorry – liking that really IS a shameful secret), the Anna Wintour character gives a speech on how her assistant, Andy, may think she’s making a statement with her ‘blue sweater’, but in fact, the precise colour (cerulean) has filtered down from the catwalks, from De La Renta, and found its way to the protagonist’s wardrobe. Her outfit has, in fact, been “chosen by the people in this room”.

And it’s as simple as that really. Whether you like it or not, everything you choose to wear makes a statement about you. Throw on a black t shirt with a sarcastic logo and you’re a stand up from the 80s. Jeans? Well, don’t even get me started on the cultural heritage of denim. You may say it’s just a leather jacket – I say it’s James Dean. Frankly, I believe that everyone should wear whatever they like. ‘What not to wear’ articles are an abomination and detrimental to everybody. Like it? Wear it. It still means something.

That’s why my ‘what I’m wearing’ will look less like “today I’m wearing a blue skirt and white shirt’ and more like “today I am dressed as a doomed Chekhov heroine going to a country party which will do doubt unravel at alarming speed’. It makes perfect sense to me. I costume myself, and fashion – clothes – afford me that ability. I can sculpt my personality through my wardrobe choices. Feeling at odds with the world? Then it’s the swirling raven coat that creates a trail of drama behind me, the bitch fox fur, the belt with studs and chains. I am indestructible. I move differently, slicing through crowds, knife-sharp.

I have learnt that you can know how to write code and still love clothes. You can read Schopenhauer and be sartorially aware. You can nip off to a fashion show and then to the Natural History museum.

You must be true to yourself. To the girls like me – you must never, ever dumb yourself down to fit in. Don’t sand the edges off. I did, a long time ago, and I never will again. I am proud of who I am, and I wear my love of fashion on my sleeve, literally. Don’t blend in. Seek truth and authenticity in all you do, stay true to your artistic ideals and your knowledge. Keep reading, keep writing, keep absorbing. Don’t live a life on the surface.

It’s ok to love clothes, to enjoy fashion. Clothing can be clever, witty and thought-provoking. Seek to make sense of it using your personal system of codes and references. Remember, most importantly of all, it is never ‘just’ a piece of clothing.

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What does ‘Vintage’ mean to me?

Not too long ago, I was informed of the fact that a website called VintageBrighton.com were looking for bloggers to fulfil a brief for them, writing on the subject ‘what vintage means to me’. Being in a massive rush, I skim read the brief ridiculously quickly, and as a result completely misread the word content, managing to write roughly 10x as much as was required. Go me. Anyway, I thought I’d publish my thoughts on my site, as well as directing you towards the site. Vintage Brighton is a great resource for all sorts of information around the South Coast, providing events listings, shop directories, blog posts and features. Check them out, like them on Facebook, and follow them on Twitter @vintagebrighton. You won’t regret it. 

Ask any vintage enthusiast the question ‘what was the first piece of vintage you bought?’ and I’m 99.9% sure they’ll all remember. I am no different. It might as well be yesterday that I loped up the stairs of a juice bar-cum-vintage shop in Falmouth, Cornwall. (Look, it was the noughties. Everything was a juice bar!) I was on a family holiday, and was pleasantly bored witless. We embarked on a day trip to Falmouth – I think some sort of maritime museum might have been involved – and on the main drag of the town, I spotted this shop.

I think it was called something like ‘Kitten Caboodle’. I fancied myself as a bit of a vintage lover, despite the tiny technicality of not actually…well, you know, not actually OWNING any of the stuff myself. Now was the time. I was about to be deflowered. I stole across the wooden floorboards, convinced I’d be pegged as an imposter, but no one said anything. I began to grow more confident. I walked from item to item, gazing, stroking, smelling. Oh. Ok, no smelling. Blimey.

I have a little philosophy, which is that in any particular vintage clothing emporium, there will be one item that has been torn from your dreams and has tucked itself onto a hanger for you. Just that one item. The thing that you’ve always desperately wanted, whether you know it or not. It might a 1920s headdress. It could equally be a peter pan collared 60s minidress. Maybe it’s a sweatshirt from the 80s.

It didn’t take me long to find my destiny on that day in Falmouth. It was a romance. I spied her, gleaming under the soft lighting, flirting with me, dripping lazily off her hanger. I stepped closer. She was a 1930s silk Hollywood style floor length dressing gown. And when I say ‘dressing gown’, you are obliged to INSTANTLY banish any ghastly thoughts of towelling, or terry, or God’s forgotten fabrics. This was lace trimmed, creamy, champagne coloured perfection.

I wasn’t in a little shop in Falmouth anymore. I suddenly understood it perfectly, this desperate need for vintage. It made sense of everything that was going on inside me. It linked together my cultural references, my personal codes, the things that were sartorially important for me. I was brought up on a diet of black and white films, theatre productions and furtive readings of glossy magazines. As a child; even as a teenager, I’d felt an aching sadness inside that I would never descend a staircase in a perfectly cut Grecian gown, my lips wine red, my hair tortured and teased into conformity.

I’d never be able to live the life of my screen idols. How could I possibly tilt my champagne saucer to one side, lower my cigarette, and deliver a startlingly brilliant line to my dashing and moustachioed male companion? I couldn’t do it, I simply couldn’t, because all my friends were wearing jeans and drinking Bacardi Breezers. That sort of glamour or lifestyle couldn’t still exist because it would look bizarre. Oh, I was a frightfully narrow-minded teen. I went through a very bad stage of just wanting to conform, so if jeans and alcopops were the way forward, then that was what I should have to resign myself to.

I simply hadn’t realised it was all possible. That I could trip around louchely in my ‘house coat’, draping myself over furniture. I could dazzle in my Grecian gown. I could be Edie Sedgwick, or Marilyn, or a Chekhov character, or Lolita, or ANYONE AT ALL. I wonder if you remember the time when the whole world opened up to you? When you suddenly realised that your childhood dreams were fine – that you really could be whatever you wanted to be? And the best part was that I wasn’t alone. Others shared my dreams too. I knew that I wasn’t different, or wrong, for wanting to live in an England where gin & tonics were perfectly blended and sipped on the lawns of country houses with men in white linen. That ignoring every other sport apart from croquet was not a crime. That fancying men in moustaches is not only acceptable but highly encouraged…

Ultimately, I dress in a carefully considered way. You might see me in a long black coat over a white lace mini dress with some flat boots on, but that isn’t what I’m wearing, actually. I’m actually dressed as Masha from Three Sisters, embarking on a doomed love affair, before hopping off to swinging London for a big of gogo dancing on Carnaby Street. And it doesn’t matter to me that you don’t know that. Because I do.

After purchasing my 1930s gown, I began to curate more. You can’t plan what you’re going to buy when it comes to vintage clothing, because you ever know what you’ll find. But just looking at my wardrobe, I can see the jacket that Ferris Bueller’s girlfriend wore, a 60s minidress that also reminds me inexplicably of Charles II, and a white dress with a blue satin sash that is pure Sound of Music. My clothes make me happy. Each thing I wear means something different to me, and I’m proud to say that vintage clothing has defined who I am today. I’ve finally got my champagne saucers.

In short, vintage has helped make me ‘me’.

Fashion, ‘Fair’, and our Frozen Culture

I finally settled down this morning to read the February edition of Vogue. I must have been about two pages in when I noticed something a little strange. ‘This is weird’, I muttered to myself, like some crazy old lady who keeps Vogues instead of cats, ‘very, very strange’.

Because, dear reader, I was convinced I’d picked up some kind of Frankensteined Vogue, composed of old editions. I was sure it wasn’t new. It was the Gucci ad first; models with blackened eyes, draped in cigarette pants and Midas touched-black – a classic look for the design house. I flicked the page. Louis Vuitton now, a spread of see-through bags clutched by pristine, fifties-esque models. But this was triggering a memory too – yes, the infamous Louis Vuitton ‘nurses’ in sheer coats, gliding sinisterly down the catwalks, back in 2008.

It was alarming, to say the least. I felt like Ebenezer, visited by the spirits of fashions past, present, and future. Except there wasn’t really a future, we were just looking back. Tremulously, I turned a few more pages. Dolce & Gabbana, straight back to the floral prints, black lace, and corseted bodices that have been such a trademark of the brand. I kept reading, feeling enjoyably like I was a teenager again, flicking through my first Vogue. This was fun! Sort of like a ‘Greatest Hits’.

Enough of the ads, I told myself. I want to see an editorial. I moved to ‘Spring Forward’, a round-up of prestigious pieces and key looks from an array of designers. Some names were new (Meadham Kirchhoff), and some not so – Dior. There on the page were some slim 7/8th pants, styled with a boat neck collarless jacket. Vogue had popped a crisp white shirt under it, and styled it on a model with a short fringe, instantly giving us a classic, clean late 50s Dior look. The Dolce floral prints continued, then a sequinned tweed Chanel dress. Ralph Lauren was represented by a cream tennis dress.

‘Christ’, I thought. ‘I’m going to turn the page and see some of that ghastly newspaper print ‘ – and I might well have done, had Mr Galliano not been, ahem, ‘otherwise engaged’. Miu Miu was modish, adorable and slightly clashing prints. Marc Jacobs had brought, to Vuitton, the mod collars and monochrome palette of his mid to late noughties years.

I started to wonder why. It was all very enjoyable, and made me feel safe. Reassured.  I recognised the brands. And perhaps that was exactly what I was supposed to feel. Allow me to explain – there is a general belief amongst certain writers and thinkers that we are stuck in a cultural ‘freeze’.

Kurt Anderson wrote an essay for Vanity Fair on how we are trapped, stuck since the 1990s in a loop of referencing ourselves, or retro. He argues that, despite the technological leaps and bounds we’ve witnessed, we’re still recreating things from times gone by – a series of playground ‘crazes’, but for grown-ups. We have our iPhones, which Anderson argues looks like a vision of the future from the past:

“People flock by the millions to Apple Stores (1 in 2001, 245 today) not just to buy high-quality devices but to bask and breathe and linger, pilgrims to a grand, hermetic, impeccable temple to style—an uncluttered, glassy, super-sleek style that feels “contemporary” in the sense that Apple stores are like back-on-earth sets for 2001: A Space Odyssey, the early 21st century as it was envisioned in the mid-20th.”

Think about it. We have all this technology at our disposal, and we download apps that recreate Polaroid cameras, or things like ‘Hipstagram’, which is like a retro on-screen fascia for your phone when you take pictures. At the same time, mass production is at an all time high, in both America and the UK. Look at the crumbling state of our high streets. We are all increasingly dressing the same, eating the same, buying the same objets. Almost everyone has a smartphone. Everything is getting cheaper, the mass market and the middle market have become the same, with only the luxury market standing aloof.

Of course, that means a certain homogenisation. We’ve had no ‘grunge’ movement, no sexual revolution, no startlingly new music. Nothing has shaped us as a generation. We are handed everything with the edges smoothed off (including our iPhones.) We have access to everything. There is nothing that has caused part of our generation to branch off and form sub-cultures. They do exist, but they are recreations of things past: look at all the East London hipsters, dressed in trilbies and holding retro cameras. Look at me, clad in my American Apparel body con jersey dress, my clothes from the 80s, my hairstyle straight out of the 60s.

So, perhaps that’s what has started to happen, here on the pages of Vogue. Fashion runs in a loop anyway.  ou know that, say, the star print micro trend from 2006 will make a reappearance (It did, at D&G, last Summer). But has it halted completely at 2011, just a series of re-runs like our TV stations? Old favourites?

I have another theory too, one that sits in line with the economy. The luxury brands are still managing to survive, and perhaps it is by implementing this ‘Greatest Hits’ strategy. When people spend inordinate amounts of money on a Dolce & Gabbana dress, perhaps they want to know that it is Dolce & Gabbana. To have the hallmarks stamped all over it.

It makes logical sense – we are all strapped for cash, why buy a groundbreaking bit of new design,  when we could get it in Topshop for £50? You get the designer, because it looks like the designer. So people can say ‘that’s Gucci, isn’t it?’ And of course, I know design houses will stick to a ‘feel’ throughout design cycles, but this feels different. New innovations have been dulled down. No Gaga-esque freakery has survived for 2012. The houses have been restored.

In a way, I’m enjoying it. Fashion has suddenly become bizarrely free from ‘trends’. At London Fashion Week last year, we saw the Spring/Summer 2012 collections, and most reviewers and writers commented on the ‘anything goes’ vibe of the shows. Pastels? Always a Spring staple, go for it. Navy? If you want. Huge tassels? Definitely. Wear whatever you like.

Isn’t that refreshing? I’m not proposing we all slavishly follow the trends anyway, I know some of you will be lost by this point. I just find it exciting that designers are looking back to the past ten years, and creating a definitive look based on previous hits. Whether it’s because we really are stuck on a cultural loop, or to salvage what business they can in a fracturing economic climate, it’s a phenomenon in itself. I wonder where we’ll go from here? In the meantime, I’ll just keep wearing my 80s clothes, listening to my 80s music, and taking Polaroids on my iPhone.

(Muchos gracias to Google images for the beautiful pics.)

Winter

Prepare yourself for an extremely lazy post. Essentially, I’ve been too busy writing things for other people to write anything for myself, so what you have here is a collection of pretty pictures (all courtesy of the outrageously sexy Google images) that make me think of the festive time of year. Just giving my poor old tired brain a rest…